RES Anime : October 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Naruto Abridged

About a month ago when I was really sick and laying in bed, I ran across Naruto Abridged. I liked it. So much so that I watched all the episodes in a single setting. It was a good way to cheer up when I was feeling terrible.

If you don't know what an abridged series is then get off the internet... Okay I'm sorry, I'll explain. An Abridged series is when a fan that loves a show, and is willing to dedicate his/her time for other fans, dubs and edits an anime. It's not like a fan dub, it's for fun and is usually supposed to be funny. There are many abridges to a lot of series.

The series is funny, it has many running gags and anime references...

Damn it! Reviewing an abridged series is hard! What am I supposed to review?

The series pokes fun at how Sasuke is emo, even though he's talented, loved by million, and blablablah. And how Sakura is useless. There's just so many funny quotes! Kakashi is David "Fucking" Bowie, show casing his amazing singing voice XD. Overall if you're a fan of Naruto you'll enjoy this; it is, however, only like 7 episodes long but it's still extremely funny.

If you go to Youtube there are many funny comments, just FYI.

Abridgment means to make shorter without losing the general sense. When someone abridges an anime they (should) pay respects to the anime while making fun of it. There supposed to be fun and most are... and that is all.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Top 10 Sexiest Bleach Babes

Bleach is one of those series that was just made to have hentai made of it. I can't lurk through Bleach Tags on tunblr without being flooded by Orihime's boobs! However, I don't mind it XD! So I have decided to Rank the Bleach girls based on my personal preferences, and general attractiveness.

10. Mila Rose

Mila Rose has probably the skimpiest outfit in Bleach! That is one of the reasons she's on the list, the reason she is ranked so low is because when I think of her, I think of a big bodybuilder which is the opposite of what I like. Another reason is her hair, I'm not the biggest fan of curly hair. Remember this list is based on my personal preferences!

9. Rukia

Rukia would be ranked higher if it weren't for the fact that we don't see that much of her body. Her boobs aren't big enough to show through her shihakusho. That is the only reason.

8. Isane

What can I say, she has boobs. However, she don't see much of her at all! I think in the manga we see more Mila Rose than Isane. But she has big boobs. She also has a really cute hair style... and boobs.

7. Apacci

Apacci is one of my faves because she petite, has boobs, I love her eyes, her hair. She's just a good baseline hotness... however when she transforms that's a different story.

6. Orihime

The sexiest Orihime was in the Soul Society Arc when she dressed like a Soul Reaper. Until Rukia, Orihime has the boobs to fill out the outfit.

5. Rangiku

Biggest boobs in Bleach? Probably. Most cleavage in Ainme? If not, then damn close.

4. Nemu

Nemu is just attractive. Who doesn't like miniskirts? The shortness her outfit offsets the lacking of boobs.

3. Nel

Oh My God! These last three should all tie for number one! Nel; big boobs, skimpy outfit, she's hot, green hair, boods; she's just so damn awesome!

2. Yoruichi

Two words, "Side Boob!"

1. Halibel

Under Boob! Then her pants, and her transformation.

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Top 10 Bleach Fights

Top Bleach Fights!

10. Ichigo Vs. Aizen
Now on this one I'm talking about the final fight. A lot of people would say it should be number one. Yes it was epic, but it was so one sided Ichigo just fucking raped Aizen. It wasn't even a fight, it was Ichigo going to a bar, slipping a roofie into a poor unsuspecting Aizen's drink, and then raping him for a few minutes. Plus it should have been the final fight of the series. Yes I think Bleach should have ended after that! But what can I say, the new chapters of Bleach are interesting so I'll leave it at that.

9. Zaraki Vs. Nnoitra
I'm putting a Zaraki fight so low because this fight was kind of slow. It had some great Zaraki moments and it showed how badass he was.

8. Byakuya Vs. Tsukishima
The only none one sided fight of the Fullbring arc, if you look at it Ichigo beat Ginjo really fast. But during the fight Tsukishima show a really sweet ability, to splice his past into the environment. When that happened I was like, "Okay, that's a kickass power." The way Tsukishima is show cocky is just funny, he's like "You can't beat me, I know all your moves." And then Byakuya stomps his ass.

7. Nel Vs. Nnoitra
The reason This fight is here... Adult Nel!

6. Hollow Ichigo Vs. Ulquiorra
An awesome fight, well animated and well drawn. It's epic. How is ends is sad, Ulquiorra was beast and that spear thingy of his was, like, the strongest. I didn't like hearing, "Kurosaki-kun!" Every few seconds, but that's every fight when Orihime is around.

5. Ichigo Vs. Byakuya
For the longest time this was my favorite fight. When I think about the Bankai Ichigo versus Byakuya fight I include all the stuff leading up to it (when Ichigo interrupted the execution and owning the 3 lieutenants). And when Ichigo goes Bankai, one of the the top moments in anime, up there with Goku going super-saiyan.

4. Zaraki Vs. Tousen
A lot of cool stuff happened at the end of the Soul Soceity arc. Right after Ichigo vs Byakuya is this fight, not because it's better (they are equal) but because Zaraki is in it.

3. Ishida Vs. Mayuri
I loved this fight and was think of putting this as number one, but decided not to. I really like the emotion Ishida shows, adding to a more tense, epic fight.

2. Yoruichi Vs. Soi Fon
A great cat fight... the only cat fight? Plus it showed that Soi Fon is obsessed with Yoruichi. They're both so sexy... Yoruichi is beast without even using a sword.

1. Renji Vs. Byakuya <-------
And my favorite fight is... ^--- This one. I love how they both want the same thing, but Renji is the only one that is willing to take a stand for it and throw his honor to the wind. The dialogue between the two adds so much.